I finally talked my Mom and Dad into letting try out modeling. They weren't so hot on the idea because they just see the negatives about the industry on TV shows like America's Next Top Model and Project Runway. They said they are afraid that I would grow up too soon but I assured them that the morals and values they have instilled in me would keep me from heading down the wrong path.
Today was my first photo shoot. All I had today were carrot sticks, breast milk and cigarettes. I put on my fanciest dress and had Mom blow out my hair.
Here is a good picture of my (stage) Mom directing my poses. I am trying to be patient with her but I think my faces says it all. She was being so annoying - "Smile bigger. Tilt your head a little this way. Now suck in your belly."
Sorry I can't show you the rest of the photos. They are going in my book. Keep a look out on the new stands - maybe you'll see me on the cover of Baby Vogue. And if it doesn't work out, I am hoping to find work as a Plus Size Baby Model.
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