Unfortunately, Mom said it is too loud, so I had to stay home today. I am looking forward to going someday. We can't watch it on TV because it isn't aired live here in Indiana, so today we'll go to Trader Joe's and get fixings for dinner and listen to it on the radio with Grandma Mimi. I must say I am pretty excited about having Grandma Mimi all to myself today.
Since I couldn't be there to experience it, Mom told me all about race day. She says that the race is all about tradition. During the opening ceremony there are fighter jets that fly overhead, Florence Henderson sings "God Bless America" and Jim Nabors sings "Back Home Again in Indiana." And of course, the words everyone waits for, "Ladies and Gentlemen, start your engines." It gives me chills just thinking about it. The winner of the race always drinks milk in the winners circle and receives the winner's wreath.
Mom also says that in my family we have lots of traditions on race weekend. We always have a big picnic the night before the race for family and friends. This weekend it was extra special because it was the first time everyone got to meet me! We eat lots of food, drink beer, swim in the pool and Dad always gets his tush beat in tennis by Kishan and Ravi.
After everyone leaves Uncle Ben and Grandad begin arguing about what time to leave the house the morning of the race. The race starts at 1pm and Grandad thinks it is best to cross the Marion County line before 9am. He would leave at 6am if anyone would agree to that, and in fact, Mom seems to think that one year they actually did. Well, Uncle Ben prefers to leave around 11am and my poor Dad gets stuck in the middle. This is bad for him because anything that has to do with time or traffic REALLY stresses him out. This doesn't get resolved until everyone actually gets in the car so you never really know what time you'll leave. The good news is that they always make it!
While driving to the race Grandad hands out picks for the family pool. The person who picks the race winner gets a prize picked out by Grandad, but if you pay attention you'll notice that everyone ends up with a race souvenir. Everyone is a winner in Grandad's eyes. I have Helio so I am pretty sure that I am going to be the real winner and end up with the best prize.
Once everyone arrives in Speedway it is time to look for parking. The people who live in the homes in the neighborhood surrounding the track sell parking spots on their lawns. Grandad tries to park at the same house every year because they always let everyone use their bathroom before they get in the car to go home. And, like I said, it is all about tradition.
Then it is time to take the long walk in the crowd to the stands. There are lots of interesting people to observe. Once you get past the gates the first thing you must do is find a Pork Tenderloin Sandwich and a Fosters Oil Can. This is very important and it must be the very first thing you do or the PT Sandwiches will be sold out and the day will be ruined. This is the breakfast of champions.
Once you've had breakfast it is time to get comfortable, and I use this word loosely, in your seats. You'll be sitting there for a long time so it is best to bring a seat cushion. It is time to put in your ear plugs, hope you see some wrecks up close and watch the cars speed by.
Since I can't go today and Grandad feels really bad, he got me my own Indy Car. I think this might be better than going to the race.
Don't forget to stay within the speed limit...
Gotta go, I have some driving to do!
P.S. - Go Penguins!
